Whos jokes
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Memes
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!