Whos jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Memes
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.