Whos jokes
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Memes
GF be like...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Who needs parents to be great?
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!