Whos jokes
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?