Whos jokes
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
The person who is reading this.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!