Whos jokes
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.