Whos jokes
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Memes
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.