Whos jokes
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Memes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.