Whos jokes
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Memes
No shit lmao
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!