Whos jokes
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Memes
Girls be like
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"