Whos jokes
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Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"