Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to your moms house Knock Knock you: whos there? Your new father!
remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
Knock knock
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB wh-
*slaps* I will ask the queistons here
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted
Who am I? Why am I typing?
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them”. We then decided to aid him
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Kid: Knock knock! Orphan: Who's there? Kid: Not your parents XD
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
an emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree who falls first delete the rope stp the emo
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
knock knock whos there johnny johnny who johnny want yo mommy
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
Who am I?
