Whos jokes
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.