Whos jokes
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.