My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
what do you call people who jumped in the dam A DAM FOOL
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
