Whos jokes
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"