People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Who are the fastest readers
9/11 victims they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
