Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms. Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Who is ur mum
AN EMO
The teacher asks "who is a trump fan?" everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?".Little Johnny says"Because i'm not a trump fan" The teacher asks "Why are you a trump fan?" and Little Johnny says "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so i'm a democrat" and then his teacher says "so if your dad was an idiot and you mum was a moron, what would that make you?" and Little Johnny replies "a trump fan"
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Im jealous of the people who never met you
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Knock knock QoS there me me who me and you
Jesus was the one who created the t pose. not fortnite
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
