I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
an emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree who falls first delete the rope stp the emo
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
