Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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