Whos jokes
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?