Whos jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?