Whos jokes
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.