Whoever jokes

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"

Whoever said that about me better pray!

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

Whoever took my dildo,

I hope you're having a good time.

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"