Wheres jokes
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.