Wheres jokes

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Me: Want to play 911?

My little brother: What's that?

Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

"Africa," the parrot replied.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.

The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.