When jokes
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Memes
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.