When jokes

Canada

How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?

Poverty

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

Orphan

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Memes

Weight

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Fat

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Kid

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Momma

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

School

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Pirate

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Date

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Baseball Game

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Mama

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Mama

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"