When jokes
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!