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A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

When the doctor saw this, he said,

"From Type 2 Diabetes!"

Get it?

*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

What's the difference between a child and a book?

One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.