When jokes
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.