When jokes

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

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What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."