When jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.