When jokes
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
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What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.