When jokes

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

But when?

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.