When jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.