When jokes

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

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    • Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

    Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

    What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

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    • When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

    What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

    Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

    Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

    What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

    The tree leaves him hanging :)

    Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

    What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

    Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.