When jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.