When jokes
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!