Whats jokes
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
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Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.