What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
