Whats jokes
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Memes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.