Whats jokes
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Hm, free food
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!