Whats jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?

"No family."

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

What do you call a clock on a belt?

A waist of time.

Jack: Hey Josh!

Josh: What?

Jack: Sex!

Josh: Huh?

Jack: SEX!!

Josh: I don't get it.

Jack: Exactly ;)

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

What egg do you buy an orphan?

Free range.

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!