Whats jokes
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Memes
FIRST DATE
Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.