Whats jokes
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
They knew what they were doing
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.