Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter its not coming anyways
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
what do you call it when panera bread has bread
panera bread
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
What do lezbians do when they have a problem, they finger it out.
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
