Whats jokes
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!