Whats jokes
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What was I saying again?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.