Whats jokes
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
Memes
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?