Whats jokes
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."