Whats jokes
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
no face haha
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.