Whats jokes
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
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American Communist Lawyers Union.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.