Whats jokes
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call a PEIS?
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.