Whats jokes
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What is a chode?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.