What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son
My friend: "Yo, stupid." Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?" My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever." Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?
A: a Stump
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
