What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.