Whats jokes
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
what a role model xx
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.