Whats jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Memes
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.