Whats Jokes

what do you call a white person having a seizure

a vinnila shake

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?

What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet

What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

Kid: I fucked your mom

Orphan: Whats a mom?

What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.