Whats jokes
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes? Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.