Whats jokes
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
"What bus?"
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is a difference between a tree and...
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is a good time?
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?