Whats jokes
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...