Whats jokes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.