Whats jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.