Whats jokes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Memes
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.