Whats jokes
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.