What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus ๐
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus ๐
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
What do lemons ๐ wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is a guide dog ๐ถ that cannot walk? A useless guide ๐ถ.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."