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Whats Jokes

Orphan

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Monica

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

Baby

What is the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

Blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

Priest

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Orphan

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

Nose

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

Orphan

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Sack

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

Mom

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.