What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Whats Jokes
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. π It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but Iβm going to be at the car π when Iβm at my car. π What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What's 2+2?
4.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus π
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? π€£π€£
What do lemons π wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is a guide dog πΆ that cannot walk? A useless guide πΆ.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
