Whats jokes
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.