Whats jokes

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer doesn't leave.

What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?

Bruno Mars.

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"