Whats jokes
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"