Whats jokes
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Memes
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!