Whats jokes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What the hehehehehehe?
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.