Whats jokes
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.