Whats jokes
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.