Whats jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.