Whats jokes
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.