Whats jokes
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
lmfao true
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.