Whats jokes
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1