Whats jokes
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Memes
What do women and books have in common
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.