Whats jokes
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Memes
What do you have your head up your a-
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!