Whats jokes
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.