Whats jokes
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.