Whats jokes
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.