What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Whats Jokes
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
