Whats jokes
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.