Whats jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?