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What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Memes
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What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.