Whats jokes
What was I saying again?
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.