Whats jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

What did a man say to his boy?

You are my son.

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.