Whats jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What about women's lefts?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!