Whats jokes
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What is a cow?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!