What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Whats Jokes
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
