Whats jokes
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Memes
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.