Whats jokes
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.