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What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.