Whats jokes
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.