Whats jokes

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

They both hang from the tree.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!