Whats jokes
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.