Whats

Whats jokes

Stomach

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Country song

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Memes

Fish

What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim.

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  • Race

    What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

    Finish a race.

    Fan

    What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

    Orgasm

    What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

    I don't care if she has either.

    Stereotype

    What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

    Drone

    What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

    The drone guy didn't know either.

    Priest

    What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

    A Catholic priest.

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  • Hitler

    what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Orphan

    Me: Are you an orphan?

    Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

    Me: ....ur parents.

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  • Name

    What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

    Sum Ting Wong.