Whats jokes
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.