Whats jokes
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What do you call a dancing chair?
Ring around a Rosie.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.