Whats jokes

What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

Both their parents were separated.

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?

Raisins.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

Family photo.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."