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What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.