Whats jokes
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.