Whats jokes
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Memes
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.