Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
whats the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire
Hot wheels
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target? The drone guy didn't know either.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
