Whats jokes
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.