Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Memes
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.