Whats jokes
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!