Whats jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Memes
SO TRUE
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.