Whats jokes
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...