Whats jokes
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.