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Romaine

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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  • Robot

    What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

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  • Memes

    Canoe

    A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

    The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

    The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

    And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

    The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.

    The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.

    The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.

    And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"

    Adult

    What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman

    Suicide

    Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

    Museum girl: Committing suicide.

    Allan: What about Friday night?

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  • Language

    What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    An apple gets picked.

    Titanic

    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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