Whats jokes
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)