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What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What is your favorite name?
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
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My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What does suck a sucking fish?
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"