Whats jokes
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What is this wrong answers only
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?