whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
What is different about priests and acne.
Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
