Whats jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.