Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What’s the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
