Whats jokes

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Kid: What is between mom's legs?

Dad: Paradise.

Kid: What's between your legs?

Dad: The key to paradise.

Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.