Whats jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
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What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.