Whats jokes
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!