Whats jokes
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.