Whats jokes
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Memes
Hm, free food
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.