What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
whats black nd white nd black nd white nd black nd white nd red nd black nd white nd white nd black nd red nd red nd black nd red nd white nd black nd red nd red nd red nd red? a penguin in a blender
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
