What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.