Whats jokes
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Memes
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.