Whats

Whats jokes

Pirate

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

Girl

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Emo kid

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

Killer

What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

“They both blow heads.”

Memes

Abortion clinic

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

Cucumber

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

KFC

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.

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  • Masturbation

    What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store

    Woman

    What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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  • Snail

    A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

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  • Drunkard

    When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.

    Hippo

    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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  • Space

    What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

    Silicon Valley.

    Hitler

    What's the difference between you and Hitler?

    Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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