Whats jokes
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is your name?
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.