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What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.