Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Whats Jokes
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Whatβs the difference between orphans and cars?
I donβt have 1080 cars in my basement.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What is an oven that you donβt own? Nacho oven.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
