Whats jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
Memes
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."