Whats jokes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Memes
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.