Whats jokes
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.