Whats jokes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.