Whats jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.