Whats jokes
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!