Whats jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.