Whats jokes
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.