Whats jokes
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.