Whats jokes
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)