What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Whats Jokes
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
todoroki
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
