Whats jokes
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Memes
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.