Whats jokes
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤