Whats jokes

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

What is long and hard and is full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?