Whats jokes
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Memes
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.