Whats jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

What do we find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Nothing, because fish can't talk.

What kind of videos can't orphans watch?

Family-friendly content.

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

What is the favorite game of an emo?

Hangman.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

What kills you?

Suicide.

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.