Whats jokes

What does my uncle call a school?

A strip club.

What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?

Hot Wheels...

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

What did the father name his daughter with no legs?

Peggy.

Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?

A: "I'm calling your parents!"

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?

A Butt-asaurus.

What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?

A cutting board.

What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?

Bubble 07.