What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Whats Jokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
OMG WHAT IS THIS
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
