Whats jokes
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!