Whats jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!