Whats jokes
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Memes
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!