Whats

Whats jokes

Masturbation

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

-not my joke

Crab

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

They shellabrated their mommy.

Memes

Tea Bag

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

Mexican

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

Racist

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Wal mart

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

Pizza

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.