Whats jokes
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Memes
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!