Whats jokes
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."