Whats jokes
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.