Whats jokes
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
Memes
What is this wrong answers only
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.