Whats jokes
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!