Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"