What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.