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What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
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I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What do you read on Halloween?
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.