Whats

Whats jokes

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

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  • Orphan

    If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

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  • Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    Well, at least one gets picked.

    Life

    What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

    They're both pointless.

    Memes

    Discount

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

    Exorcism

    What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

    It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

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  • Dog

    My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

    It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

    Orphan

    What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

    The puppies actually get adopted.

    Priest

    A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • Baby

    What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

    Roadkill

    My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

    Joy

    To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.