Whats

Whats jokes

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

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  • Orphan

    If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    Well, at least one gets picked.

    Life

    What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

    They're both pointless.

    Memes

    Discount

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

    Exorcism

    What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

    It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

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  • Dog

    My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

    It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

    Orphan

    What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

    The puppies actually get adopted.

    Priest

    A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • Baby

    What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

    Roadkill

    My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

    Joy

    To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.