Whats jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.