Whats jokes
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!