"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What did the rope say to me?
"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.