Whats jokes
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What are you on? YouTube.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What picture is that?
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.