Whats jokes
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.