All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.