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What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.