Whats jokes
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
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What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?