Whats jokes
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.