Whats jokes
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Memes
😉 i like target now
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.