Whats jokes

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.