What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.