Whats Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."