Whats jokes
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!