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Whats jokes

Dead Baby

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

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  • Slave

    What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

    Hurricane

    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

    Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

    Memes

    Heart

    Man: What's up?

    Me: I'm annoyed.

    Man: Why?

    Me: I stole my gf's heart.

    Man: So why are you annoyed?

    Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

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  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    Blow job

    What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

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  • Orgasm

    What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

    I don't care if she has one.

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  • Emo

    What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

    Boy

    A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

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  • Orphan

    What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

    "Spiderman: No Way Home."

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  • Life

    Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

    Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

    Then there is me: My life.

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    Emo

    What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

    Showing them the ropes.

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