What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
