Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

Scar

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Suicide

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

Memes

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Stephen Hawking

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Jimmy

    If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

    10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

    Dead Body

    Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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  • Politician

    What do a politician and a minister have in common?

    Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

    Psycho

    I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

    Birthday

    People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Condom

    What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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  • Stripper

    What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

    Suicide

    What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

    I always fail on committing.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

    A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

    Dinner

    What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

    Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!