Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
can someone please tell what happened?
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
what you get
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.