Whats jokes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.