What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Whats Jokes
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
