Whats jokes

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What goes inside and comes out wet?

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?

Cancer.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.