Whats jokes
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"