Whats jokes
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Memes
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.