Whats jokes
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.