Whats jokes
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Memes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.