Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's your religion?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.