Whats jokes
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.