Whats jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What kind of band never plays music?
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.