Whats jokes
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.