Whats jokes
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Memes
tryna catch a body??
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.