Whats jokes
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.