Whats jokes
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.