Whats jokes
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.