Whats jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Memes
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"