Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.