Whats jokes
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.