Whats jokes
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.