Whats jokes
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's your religion?
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Memes
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Whatβs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Whatβs the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Whatβs a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.