Whats jokes
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
lollll
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.