Whats Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they're a sensitive topic.

Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks

What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".

whats white with black spots? a cotton field from above

What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.