Whats jokes
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.