Whats jokes
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!π
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Memes
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. ππβ€οΈ
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! π€£π¦π¦π¦π¦
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."