Whats jokes
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.