Whats jokes
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.