Whats jokes
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What the heck did I discover?
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"