Whats jokes
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."