Whats jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.