What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
