Whats jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
wear sweatpants.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.