Whats jokes
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Memes
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.