Whats jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!