Whats jokes
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Memes
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."